Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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