Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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