I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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