lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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