Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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