Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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