Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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