would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My penis needs a shock collar
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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