yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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