If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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