i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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