We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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