New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
