After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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