why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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