I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
nutella sex= disaster
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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