I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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