Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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