I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize