Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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