Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Alive.
So much puke
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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