what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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