Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
