I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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