somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Are these your boobs on my camera?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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