Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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