This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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