Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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