I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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