K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Found your dick twin last night
Are we still banned from the library?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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