I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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