Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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