Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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