What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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