OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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