you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Just high enough for therapy.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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