My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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