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I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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