omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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