Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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