Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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