Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
