he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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