apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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