I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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