You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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