Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
