so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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