that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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