I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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