that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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