Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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