I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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