So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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