So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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