I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You've changed since you got that strap on
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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