I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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